Sunday, January 30, 2005

How to Make Me Grumpy

Wake us up by placing your claws on the outside of the door and SCREEEEEEEECHing them down until we let you in. Once inside the bedroom, jump onto J's side of the bed and be soooooo lovey and sooooo haaaappy and purrrrrrrr in his ear to let him know how much you love him. Then walk around him and across my chest (OWWW) and leave a dribble of liquid poo right next to my pillow before scampering off to the litterbox.

BAD KITTY. BAD BAD KITTY.

It's because I trimmed your claws, isn't it. ISN'T IT!?!

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