Battle of the Bulge Update

I was told by a member of a select group that I was the only one in that group who had not gained weight since highschool.

TAKE THAT, BATHROOM SCALE OF DOOM.

Actually, I have gained weight, but we're working on that. It was comforting to hear that apparently it's not as noticeable to everyone else as it is to me. It was especially comforting this morning when FOR NO REASON AT ALL I woke up a pound heavier than yesterday. Doh.