Wishful Thinking

"You missed it - she said "hi" while you were gone."

"No she didn't."

"Yes, yes she did! It sounded like this...'Haaaii!'"

"She's been making that sound since she was 3 weeks old."

"No, it was a WORD this time, I swear! I asked her if she could say it and she DID!"

"Babies don't talk at 3 months."

"She did. I heard her. She's a genious."

"You're delusional."

"You'll see. Her next word is going to be 'MAMA.'"